#merry christmas everyone
*Christmas Day*
Tim, cautiously unwrapping a gift from Damian: It’s a notebook?
Damian, rolling his eyes: Look inside.
Tim, still slightly scared: “Once again Drake wouldn’t get out of my sight today. He always looks so stupid sitting at that computer of his with a cup of stale, cold coffee–”
Tim, angry: Hey, what is this?!
Damian: A notebook detailing everything I don’t like about you. There’s 15 more in my room so I don’t have to worry about your Christmas gifts for a while.
Tim: I hate you, Bruce can we send him back?
Bruce, done with his children: No
Tim: Damn it